Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Tram car non-disaster

Excellent -- my plan is coming to fruition! First, I jam a few cable cars high above Manhattan's East River, leaving them dangling idly. Then, I sit back and watch the results:


Phase one is complete -- mild annoyance of a handful of unfortunate New Yorkers. Soon, there will be all sorts of minor discomfort afflicting humans all across the globe -- everything from rapidly-cooling coffee and burnt toast all the way up to the dining section missing from your local newspaper.

First, irritation -- then, the world is mine! (After a needlessly convoluted chain of logic and planning, but more on that later.)