Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Oy gevalt, my achin' shell!

I been here for one hour already! Boychik, my shell is killing me! The noyce made me put on this paper gown and lay on this farkockte machine for what -- an hour now? What am I -- chopped terrapin? I should let out a geschrei already! My divericulitis is acting up! You want me should clean up the mess?