Past time

No, seriously, I love it when the "guys" all watch the play-by-play of each ballgame simultaneously on the internet and recount EVERY INDIVIDUAL HIT aloud, because we must have unwittingly requested this annoying-ass service sometime around April 1. I mean, so what if a war is going on and New Orleans is destroyed -- at least something called a "Bonderman" has two hits against Washington.

Give me peanuts, crackerjack, and a fucking nail gun.