Sneeze

*Huh... huh... huh-TCHOOO!*

God bless you.

What?

God bless you. You sneezed.

Yeah... and?

That's what you say.

No, that's what you say.

What's wrong with you? What's your deal?

My deal? Why go around "blessing" someone because they sneeze?

Because that's what you do.

Don't you think it's a little disproportionate to bring a blessing from God onto someone with a little dust in the sinus?

Alright, I get it. If someone sneezed during the Dark Ages, it was because they had bubonic mumps or some shit. You'd need a blessing.

Right. And where are we now?

Um... the Asshole Age?

Close enough. Let me sneeze in peace.