The pills

Here's the thing, I took a Cialis about 45 minutes ago. I was already erect -- that wasn't the problem. I already walk around priapic half the day. What I was looking for was rock-hard abs. I'm gambling on that delightful pharmaceutical-grade rigidity being transferred to my abs, obliques, lats, flats, glutes, flupes, and klutes.

(And just so everyone knows, I'm off the market, ladies. And men. And lady-men. And mutated ant-centurions.)